Etsy is a craft marketplace where artisans can sell their wares online. Most of which consists of women’s body cream, barrettes and A-line skirts. However, Esty seller Lilley a.k.a Vicki Brown from her hidden temple in Cheltenham, U.K. produces ninjas.

When you order a clan of 3 Little Ninjas each comes equipped with his own weapon and can destroy your enemies or protect your prized possessions with either a sword, throwing stars or nun chucks.

Just in case your clan is non-violent, Lilley does custom orders. Instead of fine weaponry, your ninjas can be equipped with cups of tea, love notes, flowers or cupcakes. View the Ninja Companions here.