Word on the web, says several mainstream publications are scrambling for worthy content. In the meantime, they stuff their pages with useless iPhone banter and cram ridonkulous lies onto the unsuspecting sheeple who cling to their words as if they contain the secrets of life.
Meanwhile…
- Dethroner shows his meat and vicariously samples the sexuality of his readership through the use of gay superheroes.
- Speaking of childhood fantasies, LG15 is dead! Woot!
- Universal has finally come to terms with selling music without protection. Duh! Now if they could only get artists to make good music. But you gotta admit, that Amy Wino CD is pretty good.
- The Segway Enthusiasts Group is breaking up. So sad. I guess all the members were Google employees complaining about their injuries.
- A pillow that glows like the chest of a Care Bear when you squeeze it. I find no reason for a glowing pillow, but I’m sure someone will. Add that to your list of things you wish you had invented.
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