I was fapping away some time earlier when I spotted a post on ValleyWag citing Viacom for having double standards. Taking it up a notch, Nick Denton & Co. posted a video of Oprah the Almighty on the Viacom owned iFilm to show the company’s contradictive ways.

Gizmodo picked up the story a few days later, but the most excellent picture a Jesus Freak’s pickup truck in front of the local porn house, more than makes up for the lapse of time and sells Viacom’s hypocrisy, better than Jean Palfrey sells T & A.

In other, even more ridonkulous news, some eBayer has purchased the iPhone for $1,125. The seller rgonzales23455 has zero feedback and 6 Jesus phones ready to ship. I’ll let you decide on that one. The auction is over, but you can still gawk over the listing, go LOL, OMFG, ROTFLMAO or rattle your fist in envy because it wasn’t you.

Jesus goes 2.0 with GodTube as I have discovered the Christian based alternative to YouTube. I wonder how long this will go without being trashed? If successful with keeping content “clean” similar sites should take notice.